Updated Fear List tee: a straightforward, slightly sardonic shirt for people who like to laugh at big ideas. The front panel shows a compact list-style graphic — think late-night-panel humor — naming items like AI, quantum computers, aliens, and a world cataclysm. It reads like a private joke you wear out: wry, topical, and low-key provocative. The classic crew neck and relaxed, tubular cut let the graphic be the statement without shouting. Wear it to informal meetups, game nights, science talks, or when you want to spark a conversation with someone who gets nerdy, dark humor. The shirt feels familiar and lived-in from the first wear, with a soft, breathable cotton body and a collar that holds its shape. It’s the sort of tee you reach for when you want comfort and a dry smile.
Product features - 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric that breathes and lasts - Tubular, no-side-seam construction for a clean silhouette and reduced waste - Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching - Dual printing: crisp DTF on sleeves/labels and DTG for main graphic detail - Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton; 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
